Amanda Bynes is such a cute gal! I guess after all the screenplay adaptations of Cinderella, someone needed too.. maybe even had to do a Snow White re-telling, with valley girl angst!
So our video game drama, unfolds for a third installment. It seems this time that the virus has taken over the entire world, leaving hardly a non-flesh eating soul.
The movie, in it's done it before. Nothing really new and cool. Had a script that was half hearted, with a hitchcock esk' moment (Infected Crows). It still was enough to give me my fix of my resident evil video games days! I'm sure all of the RE-Cult fans enjoyed something about it.. also the fact the fourth is almost a gaurantee!
Kernels: 3 out of 5..
Rent or Buy: It's a rental.
Ben Stiller (Eddie) doesn't understand love, marriage the whole sha-bang. He always finds reason to breakup with the women in his life. Until his buddy convince him that he should be married, so after meeting a fantastic,sexy and funny girl. He dives into it. Gets married and heads off on his honeymoon.
Well his new wife, does a 360. Eddie meets his true love on his honeymoon and the story goes from there.
It's a cute movie! Again there is a growing trend to see what movie can out do the next with the racey, sex scenes. Keep this away from the little ones! It's rated R for a reason.
Kernels 3 Kernels out of 5
Once again Jason Bourne is back in another fantastic action pack spy/assasin vs the CIA.
If you want another thrill ride, sit back because that is exactly what you'll be getting. It's a edge of you seat movie.
This is one franchise that I've enjoyed as much if not more than the Bond 007 movies.
Rating: 4.5 Kernels out of 5
Buy or Rent: Get all three!!!
I kind of expected this to be a comedy, I guess I missed the trailers on this one. It missed being cute, It felt like a long drawn out trip to nowhere!
Scarlett Johansson was flat in my opion!
If you're looking to waste a few hours! Watching this film will do it! What a waste of time.
It's about a graduate that decides to escape her life to watch other live their own! So she decides to become a nanny by chance. I guess if it actually had a few laughs this film might of been ok.
I think I actually only laughed once! If I told you where, then well! You would miss-out! That's if you are really going to watch this.
Rating: 1 Kernel out of 5
Rent or Buy: Don't bother!
John McClane is up to his old antics, Live Free die Hard was actually a fun movie, fast, lots of action and explosions we have come to love from the Die Hard series.
Plot: John McClane takes on an Internet-based terrorist organization who is systematically shutting down the United States
Rating: 4 Kernels out of 5
Buy or Rent: It's a rental.. and a must if you own the other 3
Harry and the gang are back for the next installment of the Harry Potter franchise.
What a fantastic movie, I myself enjoyed this movie actually more than any of the others.
It's darker, the actors are now seasoned professionals and they pull off the angst and darkness this storyline holds.
If you're looking for a fantasy thrill ride, Harry Potter and The Order Of The Phoenix will take you there and back again. This movie isn't geared towards the pre-teen market and is a lot more intense then the previous and wouldn't be suited for very young children.
Then again, kids these days expect this in the movies they watch and the games they play, so what do I know.
Rating: 5 Kernels out of 5
Buy or Rent rating: What for DVD release.
Plot Line: Two people, a man and a woman wake to find themselves in captivity in a dark dank, and grimmly dim cellar. Their captor works extremely hard to drive them crazy.
I didn't expect anything from this movie or Elisha Cuthbert. I was just looking for my Horror Thriller fix on a boring tuesday night. "Garbage night"
After taking out the garbage I sat down, expecting a garage film, it didn't turn out to be the best movie ever but at least it didn't stink to high heavens.
I've always loved seeing females in movie or television kick ass, and this delivers a bit of that, which i'm missing since Alias went off the air.
I didn't hate it, It was somewhat likeable.. could be I watched this after "I know who killed me", but this was the highlite of a otherwise crappy night!
Rateing 3 Kernels out of 5
Rent or Buy: Rent
I'm usually not "super critical" about a movie, but this wasn't a very great movie, It was however ok. If you're a Lohan fan, well I guess it's you're new fix. I do have to say that the stripping scene was what I remember most from the entire movie.
I don't find Lohan that attractive and she should probably think again, when someone asks her to do anything that entails her showing off her boney body, that is if Lohan doesn't destroy her place in Hollywood first with another DUI. Accept for that slowly growing mid-driff, which is probably a result of too many nights drinking and partying she pulled off a bit of sex appeal.
This movie is not "film noir" nor a psychological thriller or gross-out flick that it tries hard to be. However it wasn't a total loss and actually had some entertaining moments.
Rating 2 kernels out of 5
Buy or Rent: It's a rental
Rat-a-too-ee!!
This movie was very cute!
It starts off with our little chef (the rat) idiolizing his favorite chef, who passes away after a horrible food review that has him lose a star from his 5 star restaurant rating.
After an untimely miss-hap, little chef loses his family and ends up at the door step of the restaurant of his idiol.
This is where the story takes off and it keeps you smiling and giggling.
It's a great family movie! Pixar has done it again.
Rating: 4.5 Kernels out of 5
Buy or Rent: If you have kids it's a must.
I actually enjoyed this movie, I expected another teen horror/action movie full of fluff. I was surprised that the story line wasn't as perdictable.
What would you do, after the loss of your farther? Probably act out like the main character Kale.
Well kale gets confinded to his property under house arrest,after getting in trouble.
It could of used a little more suspense and thrills but over all, it delivered as good hour of entertainment.
Rating: 4 Kernels out of 5
Rent or Buy Rating: Rental
Robin Williams hasn't lost his step! It is almost like they gave him free access to improv. This was a pleasant departure from his last comedic movie RV.
Now my problem is that how could Mandy Moore even think about getting hitched to her dorky co-star.
This is a date movie forsure. It has a few cute laughs and feel good moments.
It's plot line is simple, dorky guy asks sweet girl to marry him. She has to get married by father frank at her childhood and family church. They must go through marriage class and return to church and keep from fooling around until the wedding. Father Frank makes sure.
Rating: 3.5 kernels out of 5
Rent or Buy: It's a rental!
